Don't! NO NO NO NO ! I already know half of the people who clicked this link thought to themselves. "OHMAHGAWD, I'm totally an Old Forge girl and not a gummy ho!" and I 100% agree with you. You are not a gummy ho....unless you're into some kinky things and if you are we don't have to discuss that because ew huehue.
Okay so the more I read into Korean culture (I know every one is probably so sick of my talking about it!) I become more attached. Maybe it's because of my messed up imagination but when ever I read about something that I've never heard of before it pulls a Jerry Springer on me and punches me in the face but then kind of gently puts a bandage on it. Do you get what I'm saying- NO? Thing's shock me easily and tend to remain in that small peep-hole I call a brain.
Gumihos' are part of an old Korean folk story that dates back to the "AL ONGAZE TYMA GO" era. *cough
Gumiho's are nine tailed foxes who, after a certain amount of years pass, shift into a human form and live in the forest just.... you know, chilling. Biting peoples hearts out and digging up graves to feast on the liver and yummy insides of the dead. Second guessing that Midnight snack now, huh? The most known Gumihos are the lovely foxes who shift into beautiful women and lure men in with their charm, or powers depending on the type.
But honestly men what's more sexy than a fox lady prancing naked through the forest at night and eating spleen?
Years ago, when Korea pretty much stole the tale from China, Gumiho's were known for being kind and helpful (fox)people but as time went on Gumihos became the horrible creatures they are depicted as today. Start to see the comparison OFers? So let's stop and put the pieces together shall we?
We're role playing now so prepare yourself. You're on a date with an Old Forge girl.
1. Cute girl asks you on a date. Blondey with bright blue eyes and a nice rear view.
2. You're all like "AWE YEAHHH"
3. You go on the date with the hotty. All is well. You're just watching a movie chilling out and flirting during the slow scenes.
4. "Hey BoyITookOnADate, what's that?" .... You look over. Nothing is there. You look down. You're spleen is gone.
5. Way to go now you're dead.
Watch out for those blonde girls, men. The one's with the high pitched voices and hash tags.
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You can kind of see the comparison right? God, I should join the police force.
WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?
1. Old Forge girls are dangerous
2. Always keep an eye on your spleen.
3. naked fox lady
