Penis Pancakes: Amber's autobiographical tale of love and loss.

Amber can't find food.
Amber makes eggs.
Amber is still hungry.
Amber makes pancakes in the shape of penis.
Amber regrets this decision when the fire alarm goes off.
Dad is not happy that Amber has burnt the phallic pancakes while he tries to sleep.
Amber laughs.
Dad doesn't.
Amber looks in the fridge for something to drink.
Amber can't find anything to drink.
MILK!
Amber drinks the milk.
Amber remembers she has a lactose intolerance.
Amber cries while she internally dies.

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