Penis Pancakes: Amber's autobiographical tale of love and loss.

Amber can't find food.
Amber makes eggs.
Amber is still hungry.
Amber makes pancakes in the shape of penis.
Amber regrets this decision when the fire alarm goes off.
Dad is not happy that Amber has burnt the phallic pancakes while he tries to sleep.
Amber laughs.
Dad doesn't.
Amber looks in the fridge for something to drink.
Amber can't find anything to drink.
MILK!
Amber drinks the milk.
Amber remembers she has a lactose intolerance.
Amber cries while she internally dies.

FIN

Switch girl

Are you leaning on my desk with no make-up, pajamas still on from last night, glasses, and your hair pulled up into the tightest bun? Yes?
And do you normally make sure you look only the best when out in public? Matching clothes with not one stain, buttons that need to be buttoned are buttoned, shoes equipped for only the nicest weather conditions, and hair that can only be topped by A list celebrities? Yes?

You're a switch girl.


As a switch girl (minus a few of the second part of that question above) I salute you and your switch-girly self.